how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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