some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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