Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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