Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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