She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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