Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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