hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
