hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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