Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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