I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Can I color on your dick again?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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