Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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