My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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