No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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