I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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