According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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