I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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