Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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