PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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