You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
