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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(419): View more from Ohio

take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.

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(972): View more from Texas

I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.

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(716): View more from New York

Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.

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(415): View more from California

sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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(573): View more from Missouri

You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.

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(905): View more from Ontario

ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.

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