Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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