Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
her vagine was all disorganized.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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