We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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