thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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