North Korea, Best Korea!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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