whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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