About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
