so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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