This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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