did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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