are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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