About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
