How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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