your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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