what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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