Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it glows. i had to have it.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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