You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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