Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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