The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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