I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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