I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Randomize