Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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