Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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