sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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