Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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