One girl and one boy is just not enough.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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