how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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