no you cant smoke seaweed
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
its liver damage thursday
Shame is for Republicans.
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