Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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