hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
