His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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