My nipple is on Facebook.
I cockslap morals
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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