"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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