i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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