when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I need water and some morals
All I want is dick and wine.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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