Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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