She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
