the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize
