does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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